Be Careful of Stairs

Home alone.

I decided to run upstairs to my room.

Stubbed my toe onto the step.

Thought, "No problem this happens all the time because I'm clumsy as fuck."

I was wrong.

So
very
wrong.

The pain was throbbing in my big toe.

I went to my bed to check it out.

A crack was there, across the middle of my big toe nail.

"Okay so I cracked my nail. Great. Hopefully it isn't too bad."

The little fucker starts bleeding.

and it keeps bleeding.

"omgwtf. wat do i do."

I call my parents.

Put my foot in their shower.

There's blood dripping down to all my toes.

My dad tells me to wash it off.

So I wash it off and make sure to clean the blood off their tile.

I put a bandaid on the toe ( it was camo designed. 8D ).

Now I have to wait for the top half of my toe nail to fall off and grow again.




Remember guys.
Be careful when going upstairs.